Craft Goddess, Makeup Queen, Self-Made, DIY Trans-Woman on a mission.

Even my brushes with greatness are super gay

Once upon a time I had the hots for this older dude who made custom coffins. He had a full back tattoo of the wall paper from the haunted mansion ride at Disneyland. He once told me about having an awkward night in the emergency room because his PA got hooked on his ex boyfriends tonsil whole he was skull fucking him. He was not even remotely interested in me and began dating this twinky dude who always danced super hard at the club. (The club was a Mexican restaurant during the day and only a gay club once a week on Wednesdays).

Anyway, that twinky dude is now more famously known as Miss Fame. So there’s that.




How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!! 

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I’m trying to smile more mostly for the sake of my job and tbh I only make decisions like “I need to smile more” before days where smiling is literally impossible and my face is permanently curled into a sneer.

I may be a Disney villain…

Thanks to a heads up from watchoutsally I’m syncing my estradiol cycle with the lunar cycle today and I’m very excited


my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

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Hormone seller. I am going into a gender. I need to buy your strongest hormones.

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(Source: sandandglass, via satanlovesusall)

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How to keep yourself safe from iCloud hackers. Please make sure your auto photo sharing is turned off so that others don’t fall victim to having their photos stolen like those poor celebs.

Reblog to get the word out!

Just fixed mine - passing it along so you can too!

Lol I never verified my email so voila no iCloud.

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